A Mom's Life!

Hope this revives some memories in everyone. For those still living with their Mom's like Me.... most of this still might be real !!


Take your plate into the kitchen, please.
Take it downstairs when you go.
Don’t leave it there, take it upstairs.
Is that yours?
Don’t hit your brother
I’m talking to you
Just a minute, please, cant you see I’m talking
I said, don’t interrupt
Did you brush your teeth?
What are you doing out of bed?
Go back to bed.
You cant watch in the afternoon
What do you mean there’s nothing to do
Go outside.
Read a book.
Get off the phone.
Tell you friend you’ll call her back. Right now!
Hello. No, she’s not at home.
He’ll call you when he gets home.
Take a jacket. Take a sweater.
Someone left his shoes in front of the TV.
Get the toys out of all hall. Get the boys out of the bathtub. Get the toys off the stairs.
Do you realize that could kill someone.
Hurry up.
Hurry up. Everyone’s waiting.
I’ll count to ten and then we’re going without you.
Did you go to the bathroom?
If you don’t go, you’re not going
I mean it.
Why didn’t you go before you left?
Can you hold it?
What’s going on back there?
Stop it.
I said, Stop it!
I don’t want to hear about it.
Stop it or I’m taking you home right now.
That’s it. We’re going home.
Give me a kiss
I need a hug
Make your bed
Clean up your room
Set the table
Don’t tell me its not your turn
Please move your chair in the table
Sit up!
Just try a little. You don’t have to eat the whole thing.
Stop playing and eat
Would you watch what you are doing?
Move your glass its too close to the edge.
Watch it!
More, what?
More, please. That’s better.
Just eat one bit of salad.
You don’t always get what you want. That’s life
Don’t argue with me. I’m not discussing this anymore.
Go to your room
No, ten minute are not up.
One more minute.
How many have I told you, don’t do that
Where did the chocolates go?
Eat the old fruit before you eat the new fruit
I’m not giving you the cookies. I’ve taken all the cookies out. See?
Is your homework done?
Stop yelling. If you want to ask me something come here.
STOP YELLING. IF YOU WANT TO ASK ME SOMETHING, COME HERE.
I’ll thing about it
Not now.
I forgot where I kept the remote
Ask your father.
We’ll see
Your father is in a bad mood, don’t do it in front of him
Don’t sit so close to the television, its bad for your eyes
Calm down
Calm down and start over
Is that the truth?
Fasten your seat belts
Sometimes I think you’re in a world of your own
I’m sorry baby!

from Chicken Soup for the Soul


Some originals from my Mom

Tinkle

...when are you getting a haircut
...why did you get a haircut, your hair seemed pretty fine earlier
...don't tease your brother, its his board's this year
...wake up its 7:30 don't you need to go to the gym
...wake up its 8:30, u'll be late for your gym
...wake up its 9:30, don't be a lazy bum
...wake up its 12, you missed your breakfast
...wake up, its time for lunch
...lunch is served
...I wont re-heat the food for you
...who's this girl who calls you everyday
...why don't you ever tell me about your girlfriends
...what time will you come back
...where did you disappear all this while?
...you should've given a call , we were worried
...cant you see I'm cooking
...are you coming to the movie with your parents
...why? earlier you used to join your parents for each and every movie
...you should have been there it was too much fun
...your brother is more serious than you are at such an early age
...why did you come back to Ahmedabad, you should've stayed in Bombay
...why did you leave AIESEC, you were more serious when you were in AIESEC